How Jay Leno Hustled His Audience back into Tonight Show! You Hire Ninjas To Chloroform Them Unconcious!

Jay Leno has been getting desperate for some viewers lately, now with his renewed return to his Tonight Show… After kicking Conan out of his spot, which I totally think is stupid. So as a result of this, Jay Leno’s producers have gathered trained Ninjas to hustle and take captive of random people off the streets. Now that’s a good idea!