Tom Cruise Tries Out For Twilight: New Moon Role, But Refuse To Be A Fagot Shiny Vampire.

The only way I think New Moon would have been worth watching to me is if Tom Cruise him-self would have made it into the film. Sadly though, Tom Cruise refuses to be a faggot teen wolf, or shiny dildo vampire. So in remembrance of the great Tom Cruise here is a ‘reenactment’ clip of Tom Cruise trying out to be a character in “Twilight: New Moon.”