Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus PWNS YOU! In Any Sport Activity You Try! He Teaches You To Not Give Up.

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Jesus gives no mercy to kids that plays sports! If you want to play sports, go for it, but if you start whining about Jesus pwning you at everything, then you better get out now! Cyborg-Pirate-Ninja Jesus says “Flag on play!” That is, if you touch him or harm him in anyway, you silly-willy sports dude, you.