Meet Ze Dark Side of The Children! Star Wars’ Light Sabers are Hazardous.

the-dark-sideDon’t ever cheat your brother, because paybactends to makes it rounds and if you are at the receiving end of this evil, then you are mutilated pork meat. Just keep your Star Wars obsessed children and would be future jedi knights away from light sabers, or they’ll be heading for your neck too. Lul.