Toys’R’Us Needs To Get A SuperSoaker Flamethrower To Help The Economy & Burn Plastic!

You don’t need money to make a good flame thrower, apparently all you need is a super soaker, kerosene, and a birthday candle.

The other day one of my friends told me to come over, saying he wanted to show me “something awesome”. What he was making was a wategun full of kerosene with a birthay candle attached to a wire at the front.
None of us died and it worked alot better than we thought it would.

If this product were to be put up for sale at Toys’R’Us, the world would be a very hot planet.