Old Spice: Smell Like Man, Man. Strong Muscular Man On A Horse Commerical. One Step Closer To The Forbidden Aroma.

So what do you do when you want your man to smell like a muscular, possible homosexual, man? Well, the answer is simple — buy him some Old Spice and your wishes will be granted. You could easily be sleeping with a hunk from the forbidden island of LOST, all you have to do is buy some good ol’e Old Spice.

We’re not saying this body wash will make your man smell into a romantic millionaire jet fighter pilot, but we are insinuating it.