Mark Carwardine Gets Raped By A Rare Parrot. Enough Said. RealTDragonOctober 3, 2009 I feel so bad for Mark Carwardine, while photographing a rare bird, he got raped by it, or dry humped by sharp claws. Man, just thinking about getting raped by a bird is depressing. If I was him I might have to cry all night like a little baby.