Super Mario Bros. 3 Was A LIE; It’s Actually a Elaborate PLAY. Dang.

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Yep, I had no idea either. When I was blissfully flying around as Super Mario the raccoon, it never once occurred to me that it was a massive play in which I was just a mere audience being tricked into believing I was apart of something more… I feel so cheated, so lied too, so disturbed. Please, please don’t tell me Super Mario Brothers 3 was a lie, that’s like telling me I contracted a venereal disease, and later found out it was just a bunch of ant bites…