Dashboard Confessional “Thick As Thieves” Card Cover Contest Video. Magic FTW! RealTDragonAugust 23, 2009 This video contest video for Dashboard Confessional’s “Thick As Thieves” might be kind of old, but it’s still awesome! “Thick As Thieves” is one of my favorite Dashboard Confessional song. Man, I wish I had mad card skills like this guy.