Transformer Wannabe Drinks Gasoline Since He Was 9, He’s 14 Now.

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Some dumb 14 year old has been drinking gasoline since he was 9, just to become like a transformer. From what I’ve read, his brain cells were reduced to shat, and he can’t solve problems that add up to more then 100. All I have to say is that Transformers drink Energon, not gasoline. (Gasoline on special occasions only)

The youngster was so impressed that he began drinking fuel on a daily basis to “obtain energy” and become a mighty warrior like the Transformers.


“Since my son start to drink gas, his intelligence quotient dropped sharply and he couldn’t figure out addition and subtraction of sums within 100,” the father said. “Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he doesn’t know the answer of 7 plus 17.”

Via: RUT