The Sex Mchine Alarm Clock, So Sex Isn’t A Work Out. Your Screwed If You Have A Hangover.

So this guy thinks he’s made the biggest alarm clock ever, if you could even call it that. I say this is just a crazy sex machine to make the pleasure less of a workout. I think this alarm clock, I mean sex machine is missing one thing though, a very very high pitch sound that can kill dogs. For security purposes you know.

Via: GEG

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