Sadly, news just broke out that olympic gymnast, Shawn Johnson, just got her leg broken. I’m not quite sure which one, but that’s not the real troubling news… The real news is that she will be put to sleep now that she can no longer perform her duties as America olympic gymnast representative. Such a sad day to see one of the greats get euthanized… Damn you Onion. (Just so you know this is all just a cruel joke.)
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