5 Amazingly Good Reasons to Date a Zombie Chick! Life is just gonna be too Good!
by loyalkng
on December 1, 2008
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Wow this chick looks like she just came straight out of Dawn of the Dead. I mean wow, how does one person create such a great get-up (make-up) of some zombie-gut-eating-thingy on a face like that. There’s about 5 things that pops up in my mind when I look at this picture. And I will provide you these things now. Please read on loyal Loyal K*N*G-ers.
- Man I wonder what it would be like to date a chick like that. I would be driving up to the movie theater and then suddenly as zombie chick and me waltz up toward the front of the theater… I can imagine it as if it was happening right at this moment. Pure screams of envy and jealousy. All girls will cry like little beat-up dolphins because they wished they could be as cool as the girl with the awesome gut-spilling face. Guys will dump their girls instantly just to gander as such horrific perfection… And I, my friend, shall eat well tonight and have many joys as I watch one great movie with my zombie chick.
- How would it be like to kiss a zombie chick? Look honestly… It doesn’t seem appealing at first, but I can definitely see it working. I mean, sure, you’ll get some guts and maybe just a little blood stain on yourself, but overall it will be a fresh take on the classic french kiss. At least you can say you smooched it up with some zombie chick. Who nowadays can actually say that? Yea that’s right, NO ONE… but me… if I had a zombie chick…
- How about eating with a zombie chick? I can see it right now, just ordering a seat at Red Lobster’s would be as easy as walking in the front door. No more of this waiting for 1 hour bullturd. See, I know the advantage of having a zombie chick as a girlfriend. The perks of it is getting seats fast. I mean… seriously who’s gonna make a zombie chick wait for her and her man’s food? Let me give you an idea of what would happen to the joint if a zombie chick is hungry. She will eat your shit. And by shit, I mean your ass.
- How about going to a Bar with a zombie chick? Well it’s simple. Just like going to Red Lobster’s with a zombie chick at a Bar we would get free drinks. Seriously zombie chick can hold her liquor, or as much as it isn’t spilling out of her open guts. But at least when I get in Bar fights over who has a better looking puppy dog, I will always know that my ass is well protected.
- Ah Finally, I know what you’ve all been thinking thus far, how would it be like to sky dive with a zombie chick? It would be great. We would fall for a while then, I, of course, would pull the parachute release and float to safety. But for zombie chick its all about finding the right places to land.
I wish I had a zombie chick. *tears*
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Man i want some of them zombie boobies
Amen.
I prefer zombie chicks with headcrabs
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I once dated a zombie chick. It was weird, but she was a good kisser. If I got mad at someone, she would literally bite their head off. Right now I’m mad at that Bryce guy for leaving the stupid comments about that crappy mac air thing. Fortunately for him, Brenda, my zombie girlfriend, recently left me.
I’m still not over her… weahh heh heh.
ow, I never thought about that, but those are some real nice girlfriend perks.
Best of all, even if you’re not smart, she’ll still like you for your brains.
Wow. All this zombie shit was really funny five years ago. I’m amazed to see people are still at it.
Man, I prefer a zombie chick that is get viruses that cause to “horny” .. hehe
True funny never dies, Dave, it just keeps trying to crawl up your leg while you repeatedly hammer it in the f#$^ing head, hoping that one day, Dave… One day… you’ll finally collapse in a post-orgasmic haze of successful zombie slaughter. Us Z-veterans are not minute-men. We’re here for the long haul. Nice guys, Dave, finish last. After the lady, and most assuredly after the zombie.
i would like to kill a zombie………. lord there would be blood and guts all over the world just cause of me…….but dating them…….. that is over the line right there mister…..LOL
All good health!
We are waiting for you
Is it considered Necrophilia if she’s undead?
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