It’s time for a good o’le King of the Hill BarBQ, cook out with this handy new Solar Death Ray! Theoretically this Death Ray has the power of 5000 suns, and though that does seem outrageous, it seems just outrageous enough to cook me a hot dog for dinner. Props to Eric Jacqmain for making this beautiful specimen, it’s only too sad that the R5800, Solar Death Ray, commuted suicide in a burning shed, sad times.
When aligned correctly it can generate a heat spot a couple of centimetres across, with an intensity of 5,000 shining suns, the 19-year-old claims.
The ray generates enough power to melt steel, vaporize aluminum, boil concrete, turn dirt into lava, and obliterate any organic material in an instant.‘I have vaporized before carbon, which occurs above 6,500 Fahrenheit.’
Unfortunately for Jacqmain, his ‘death ray’ dish met it’s own grisly end when it was destroyed in a shed fire.
Jacqmain added: ‘Yeah. It “committed suicide”. It’s very likely that it was the cause of the fire. Nothing left of it but half melted wagon parts and the adjustable mount.’
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