If Adam & Eve Were ‘Just Friends’ & The Hardcore Snake Got All Of Eve.

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And so the beginning of time was a misleading path of unrighteousness with a hint of bestiality led by Eve. But I guess you can’t really blame her, Adam just couldn’t woo her enough to get out of the ‘just friends’ zone. I still think that a human is better then a snake though.

Via: CLH