This video was created by a miscer named, Malodrax. And this is a prime example of how to troll a person in real life. Not only is it cool, but it brings tears to people’s eyes through laughter. This poor slob had nothing to worry about at his normal working place, but the moment Malodrax gallantly marched within his weakly, wielded, comfort zone was the moment that this normal man’s day would go to poo. I literally could not stop laughing at the magnificent spectacle that laid before my eyes. This has got to be THE most epic example of a real life troll of all time. Not even Kanye West would disagree to that!
Here’s the transcript:
Me: Hello, I am trying to find something but I am having a little bit of trouble… can you maybe help me…
him: Sure what did you need help with.
Me: Ok you see… have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?
him: Like what do you mean?
Me:Sometimes i speak a little bit too quickly because i get excited… have you ever…. been… so far… even as decided… to use… go WANT… GO WANT….. to look more like?
him: I’m sorry… i’m not quite… uhhh….. like…..like uh… sorry i’m not completely understanding you… like are you looking for scissors or? …
Me:No to do look more like
him:hmmm… more like what?
Me:to do want… to do look more like
Me:My question makes very sense to me… it doesn’t make much sense to you?
him: No…
Me:It doesn’t? I don’t know how else to express my question… why don’t you understand it?
him:uhhh… ah.. hm… it doesn’t sound like a proper sentence….to be completely honest
Me:It doesn’t? English is my first language and it doesn’t seem like a proper sentence??
to do look more like…Me:To do look more like… yea!
him: so …what… do look more like what?
Me:like to do loook more like… to want… to do look more like..you look like you’re smiling… is this funny to you?
him: no .. no it isnt…
Me:is this a joke to you that I can’t express myself very well?
him: no no no… I’m sorry…
Me:Have you no conipasion?
him: no i do… it’s just.. i’m not really understanding… i’m sorry..
Me:it’s like me and my old girlfriend you know i used to treat her like a queen… i messagner her kiltorious every day and she left me for some powerlifter named Big Beezy and we had good communication and she showed me no conipasion why can’t you show me conipasion either?
him: I’m trying to sir.. but… uh….
Me:Are you are that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition that causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people… she is a truck driver and she has bad knees and a bad back from years of driving a truck… but I’m sure you don’t care about that either….
him: well…
Me:see I on the other hand am not one of the people because I work out everyday…. i would love to see you treat the way you’ve treated me today… to my mother in front of my face.. but you’re probably just some…
him: I’m sorry but…
Me:Please let me finish… you’ve already mocked me.. give the the respect so i can finish.. you’ve hurt my feelings.. please let me finish
him: I’m trying very hard to help…
Me: at least let me finish… you’re probably just some internet tough guy who think he can treat people badly on the internet just because he’s protected by some online communications medium…
him: ahh.. no…
Me:In the absence of the medium you would never say something like that to my mother… what do you think about that? oh that’s right you probably don’t have sufficient brain matter to answer my question. You know what? I would pay to fly you down here just to give you the chance to try and say something like that to my mother.. in front of me.. but we both know that you would never do that… you know it’s people like you that i really pity…. good day sir
him: I’m sorry i didn’t mean to..
Me:I SAID………………………… good day sir
You must be logged in to post a comment.