Awww. Look at this unsuspecting nerd guy at his own birthday being attacked by some random chick assaulting him with a sickly kiss. Okay, I’m now immediately jealous. Screw this guy, what he got that I don’t got?! Oh wait… I don’t have a paper crown. Maybe, I need a paper crown!
On more serious rant, this kid is completely getting shell-shocked from the traumatic kiss, which, by the way, is just funny. I’m telling you, that his parents probably bribed this girl with some sort of crocs, handbag, or something girls like to get her to give their son a sloppy kiss. I wish I had parents like his.
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