Well, it looks like pirates are like the Chuck Norris’s of the sea world, other then the water serpent Chuck Norris. They’ve even have their own facts/law/rules list what a bunch of coolies. The only problem is that there is no talk of such like Bootie! (not the treasure kind) Pirates must be lonely being with all those men all the time.
- A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map.
- Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute.
- When fishing, a pirate uses either a sword, a knife, or his bare hands. Use of a hook is only acceptable in the event the pirate is missing a hand.
- Pirates shall always wear boots, except in the case of a peg leg. Then one boot is acceptable. Flip-flops are right out.
- Pirates do not cry, except in the case of the loss of a shipload of rum.
- When describing the size of a treasure, a pirate is required to exaggerate by at least 130%. Flowers are not treasure under any circumstances, unless said flowers are made out of gold.
For more facts check out PIL. I like rule 60.
Via: PIL
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