I always knew that there was a real “Man” way to play Super Mario Bros, and now that I have found it I have nothing left in life to hope for or care about. My only regret I have in this world is that I lived my life as a virgin waiting for my perfect princess Peach, which I never found. I thought she was Stacy Lone from 7th grade, but Stacy ended up marrying some rich guy.
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