Superman Has Powers to NOT Gain Weight. What a Jerk.

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Darn Superman. How does a man eat an amount of a army and not gain any booty weight. I am utterly distraught at the thought of me having an army load of burger, though the idea sounds amazingly fun and tastey. I think after I ate an army’s serving of hamburger I would crap bricks, then die. So much for that idea. So whos up for sponsoring me some burgers?