Top 10 Zach Braff Quotes on being an ass!

1.”I mean, they lost both parents. That’s just careless.” – Zach Braff on orphans

2.”I mean, I’m a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?” – Zach Braff on Jesus

3.”Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it’s just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn’t sit well with me.” – Zach Braff on abortion.

4.”I wouldn’t say I’m bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I’d say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.” – Zach Braff on the size of his penis

5.”I don’t like the term ‘black people’, I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as ‘people’.” – Zach Braff on being politically correct

6.”Mine? No, it stays in the kitchen.” – Zach Braff on women

7.”What an asshole, he didn’t even show up to the premiere of his own movie.” – Zach Braff on Heath Ledger

8.”It’s always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone’s looking to me for guidance.” – Zach Braff on leadership

9.”Y’know, they always ask how many licks it takes to get to the center, and I think I might be the only one who’s ever actually tried.” – Zach Braff on 12 year old girls

10.”By then I realized, “fuck I’m Zack Braff, I shouldn’t have to wipe my own ass” – Zach Braff on hiring a maid

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