…Knowledge*Never*Goes…

I could give you my thought on the whole Scott Pilgrim and Keanu Reeves Matrix mash-up, but AEmovieguy really says it best.

“Once upon a time, while serving as battery fodder for machines who’ve imprisoned the human race to a cyber reality, Scott Neo Pilgrim met his dreamgirl, Ramona Trinity Flowers, at a Canadian collegian party for 30-year-old drug and prostitution ringers. Upon being freed from The Matrix, Pilgrim seeks out Miss Flowers, oblivious to the fact that Morphew Patel, the very man who took Pilgrim in, is an ex-boyfriend of hers. Enraged after seeing Pilgrim and Flowers getting flirtatious at the yearly Zion Stock, Patel challenges Pilgrim to a dojo duel for Flower’s hand. Following a narrow victory over Patel, Pilgrim has earned his trust and an explanation: Miss Flowers has Seven Evil Exes that Pilgrim must defeat to prove his heart muscle…but, hey, they can make out!” – AEmovieguy

From the director of Santos Contra Los Changos we now have a movie poster of Arnold Schwarzenegger starring in Jack Slater V by EUMArtLeon! You know when you give Arnold a gun, you’ll be up for a awesome action flick that doesn’t have to abide by human limitations.

be sure to checkout even more of EUMArtLeon’s celebrity artwork at his DeviantART!

(Caricature by Sebastian Kruger)

And here I thought Shawshank Redemption couldn’t get any better. Dallas Observer does the impossible by mashing up Cee-Lo’s song to perfectly symbolize what Andy Dufresne is saying to all the prison guards. My day has been made.

Warning: Contains some foul language so hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband.

Cee-Lo’s Shawshank Redemption from Dallas Observer on Vimeo.

Regardless of the relevance of what this has to do with anything important, this makes me hungry and I’d pay any price to have some Spongebob Squarepants brownies. If anyone knows who’s the mastermind behind this Bikini-Bottom brownie-goodness, please toss them money.

Via.

During Comic-con we had a chance to checkout Frank Darabont’s live-action revamp on Robert Kirkman’s “The Walking Dead”, and now thanks to the so-called internet, we get to share the trailer to the world! Enjoy your daily servings of zombie cholesterol.

(A screenshot of Chip on Dallas tour repping that Loyal K.N.G., see our logo?)

Shout outs to Chip Tha Ripper from Cleveland Ohio for holding it down for us here at Loyal K.N.G. on his final Texas Gift Raps tour in Dallas, TX! Chip just recently released a short promotional trailer which wraps up his tour through Texas. And if you guys keep an eye out at the beginning, middle, and end of the video, you’ll be able to catch a short Loyal K.N.G. cameo. If Chip is ever in your town or state area, be sure to make a road trip and watch him perform. I can say from experience that it will surely be a good fun time.

Check our recap post on visiting Chip Tha Ripper in Austin, TX, here.

Check Chip’s promo trailer below:

We even produced our own Chip Tha Ripper trailer during our Austin, TX, visit for his performance…

Time for something different, and by that I mean some Inflatable bag monster partying time at Joshua Allen Harris’ place! If you love street art that has you staring at flailing animals coming to life and dying, this is for you.