…Knowledge*Never*Goes…

Never Run with Scissors by Justin White (Jublin)

*tears up* It’s just so beautiful.. It’s like better then a double rainbow *starts ballin like a baby*! Its ok everyone reading this, we can all cry together! Embrace your fellow scissors and run~

Except you kids. You’ll have to wait till your first breakup and become delusional for the affection of scissors with arms.

Via.

Thus mankind is saved. Just imagine a world where Yeongwook Kim’s eco urinal was installed everywhere.. We would be able to double — no triple our speed of going in-and-out of restrooms increasing not only our productivity but.. Well I can’t think of anything else right now, but it’s still dang cool.

Via.

Link to the Link, to the linkity-Link! Anyways, if the picture doesn’t pop your Zelda curiosity then nothing I say here can save your Nintendo soul. Don’t worry though, how often do we use our Nintendo souls anyway?

Regardless of whether or not this destroys your childhood or not, at least we get to see the majestic water gun action of a real-life Squirtle. I should go ahead and apologize to those who watch this. I’m sorry for your childhood.

Real-Life Pokemon na Vida Real by La Fênix (lafenixvideos)

If you give a Gorilla a donkey Kong video game, he won’t want to share with it.

Check out this Gorilla playing Donkey Kong on the Nintendo DSi XL and keeping it all to himself. Intelligent creatures for sure.

On August 6, amateur photographer Chris Spicuzza was spending her day at the San Francisco Zoo, taking photos of the gorillas. While she was there, a kid accidentally dropped his Nintendo DSi XL into their habitat. Curiously, one of the big gorillas grabbed it, and started to play with it.

Finally, the sightly battered console was rescued by a zoo employee, probably sporting a big mustache, a red cap and red overalls.

Youtube user, ItsJustSomeRandomGuy, has finally made their 100th video after years of hard work! To celebrate this occasion they made  “The Musical” youtube video going on and talking about Marvel, DC, X-Men, Spider Man, Iron Man, Batman, and they explain why an superheros movies are getting shafted!

Meet Danforth, his recently planned board game night ended up with no one showing up to play, so he is forced to play with his cat, Gloria. They both attempted to play “Star Trek: The Game”. Cats, why do they always have to steal the attention, dumb animals.