John Carter “Shawn Carter of Mars” Jay-Z Parody Trailer, Mars Needs Jay-Z.

It’s all so clear now, John Carter of Earth was never meant to be the hero of Mars but in Shawn Carter! Jay-Z is the perfect man for saving a planet full of Aliens with his profound lyricism his knowledge would lead him to destroy any in his path. The trailer below is not for you, but for Mars, their Hero comes soon.